i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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