I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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