Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Terrible idea I love it
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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