You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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