it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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