Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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