is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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