I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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