I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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