Its about making memories worth repressing
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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