You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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