i just wanna soil my oats bro
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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