Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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