This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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