ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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