Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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