it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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