he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Green mimosas i think yes
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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