I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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