Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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