I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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