we have officially lost it.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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