I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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