Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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