just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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