So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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