Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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