Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I supernannyed him into submission
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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