I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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