I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Sext me about skeletons
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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