Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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