super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
