Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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