She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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