i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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