Buhtt sex?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
