Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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