I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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