we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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