so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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