is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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