clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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