i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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