Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.