We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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