Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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