I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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