So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He passed out mid-signature
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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