The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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