he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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