problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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