: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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