i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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